In Reb's footsteps...
A few years back, I was sitting on my porch and I thought... "I will go find a stranger, and model my life on the stranger's life." So I did.
I married a guy named Chris.
I got myself pregnant (well, I had help).
I began publishing in ezines and blogging like an addict. I started cussing a lot online.
I pissed some people off.
Then I took a bunch of online quizzes, and rigged the scores so that I might appear to be...
REB!
And now I'm up at Happy Booker, because I can be.
Hey, let's not kid ourselves... I'm stalking the lady. So what?
I married a guy named Chris.
I got myself pregnant (well, I had help).
I began publishing in ezines and blogging like an addict. I started cussing a lot online.
I pissed some people off.
Then I took a bunch of online quizzes, and rigged the scores so that I might appear to be...
REB!
And now I'm up at Happy Booker, because I can be.
Hey, let's not kid ourselves... I'm stalking the lady. So what?


2 Comments:
I KNEW it!!
You are by far my hottest and least creepy stalker.
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