We were thinking...

Of changing Kareem's name to "Bling-Bling" as she is now a five-thousand-dollar dog! Also she is phat, or rather she is fat. Or rather... she is terribly bloated and looks as though she ate a beach ball. I squeeze, burp and pat her to no avail. The Malox Max isn't working... any brilliant ideas?


In other news, I finally joined AWP, so that I can get a dossier in which to store letters of rec. Want to write me one?


In still other news, people are turning in fabulous essay plans for the book! Humorous Holocaust Stories! Lesbian Parallels! "Dress British but think Yiddish!" I cannot wait! Now to find a press for this puppy...


Which is less full of hot air than some other puppies I could name!