Mad props to...

Reb... on the vs. poem. I'll take her to Red Lobster.


I'd like to submit something myself, think it's a fab mag and idea, but I'm mildly bewildered by the guidelines.


It says to submit when the OPEN sig is flashing.


The OPEN sign is not flashing. It is, however, swinging.


This reminds me of pregnancy test instructions. Why not an OPEN sign and a CLOSED sign? Why make it swing?


Today, the world is an utter mystery.