Four things I want you to know...

1. Last night we went to the REPLACEMENTS tribute night at the EARL and it was SUPERGOOD. NO RIVER CITY kicks much ass!


2. I had a dream that I was hanging out with Chingy and Snoop Dog, and they were showing me how to sample a song written in 6/8 for a song in 4/4. ??? Weird-O!


3. I am, for the first time ever, on a crash diet. Officially as of this very minute. Never done this before but I'll be damned if I'm gonna be uncomfortable in my dress for Dave and Mindy's wedding. Hopefully, my declaration here and now will keep me from eating a bowl of Queso today (a crime I committed last night).


4. Most of all, Tom Hopkins is busy being brilliant over at TOMHOP. As usual. Go visit him. Here's a smaple to convince you:


Some of my opponents have gone on the record as being against babies and puppies. Time and time again, they have voted against babies, and have speechified and slandered against cute, little, defenseless puppies. Let me make my position clear: I love babies, and puppies, and you, and I will never allow babies to be puppies, and puppy America will never be a safe harbor for the antibaby of love. […]