This is so fucking funny...
I love being Jewish...
Responsing to the Church of Latter Day Saint's (aka Mormon's) posthumous baptizing of deceased Jews--including victims of the Shoah--), the International Jewish Conspiracy unveiled a campaign this week to de-baptize the Mormons.
The Church of Latter-day Saints, a religious sect founded by a man who claimed to learn the word of God by putting his face in a hat, has been baptizing the dead, including up to several hundred thousand Jews. The International Jewish Conspiracy is fighting back with a sweeping program of de-baptism that will forceably "choose" Mormons and other Christian fundamentalists for inclusion in G-d's favorite tribe. ..
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I don't know who this guy is... found him through my new webring... still not sure what a webring is... but this is funny!
And since I've never really read the book of Mormon, I did a google search and found out all about it. I don't want to ruin the surprise, but it turns out...
Basically what happens throughout the entire book is that the Lamanites are bad, the Nephites are good, and then they switch. Whenever a group of people becomes 'righteous', they get blessed with riches, then they become prideful, and then they start sinning, and then God destoys them. This humbles them, so they become good again, then they're blessed, which makes them prideful, etc. etc.....
Oh yeah! Almost the whole book of 2 Nephi is copied from Isaiah, word for word. It is by far the most boring book ever written.
There's lots of wars that kill thousands of people, unless they're good. Jesus visits them during the 'three days' that he was dead. After that, they become perfect people for about a hundred years.
Anyway, at the end, the Nephites get killed off in a war. Mormon gives the record to Moroni, his son, as he's dying. Moroni ends up being the last living Nephite. He buries this 'precious record' in the mountain side. About 1500 years later, Joseph Smith finds it when the Angel of Moroni guides him there.
Oh yeah, it's written in Elizabethan English. Everyone knows that the Lord speaks Elizabethan English.
Or at least according to THIS GUY!
Responsing to the Church of Latter Day Saint's (aka Mormon's) posthumous baptizing of deceased Jews--including victims of the Shoah--), the International Jewish Conspiracy unveiled a campaign this week to de-baptize the Mormons.
The Church of Latter-day Saints, a religious sect founded by a man who claimed to learn the word of God by putting his face in a hat, has been baptizing the dead, including up to several hundred thousand Jews. The International Jewish Conspiracy is fighting back with a sweeping program of de-baptism that will forceably "choose" Mormons and other Christian fundamentalists for inclusion in G-d's favorite tribe. ..
More HERE
I don't know who this guy is... found him through my new webring... still not sure what a webring is... but this is funny!
And since I've never really read the book of Mormon, I did a google search and found out all about it. I don't want to ruin the surprise, but it turns out...
Basically what happens throughout the entire book is that the Lamanites are bad, the Nephites are good, and then they switch. Whenever a group of people becomes 'righteous', they get blessed with riches, then they become prideful, and then they start sinning, and then God destoys them. This humbles them, so they become good again, then they're blessed, which makes them prideful, etc. etc.....
Oh yeah! Almost the whole book of 2 Nephi is copied from Isaiah, word for word. It is by far the most boring book ever written.
There's lots of wars that kill thousands of people, unless they're good. Jesus visits them during the 'three days' that he was dead. After that, they become perfect people for about a hundred years.
Anyway, at the end, the Nephites get killed off in a war. Mormon gives the record to Moroni, his son, as he's dying. Moroni ends up being the last living Nephite. He buries this 'precious record' in the mountain side. About 1500 years later, Joseph Smith finds it when the Angel of Moroni guides him there.
Oh yeah, it's written in Elizabethan English. Everyone knows that the Lord speaks Elizabethan English.
Or at least according to THIS GUY!
1 Comments:
Let me get this straight. His religion is ridiculous but yours is airtight. Abraham was going to kill Isaac until God told him not to but believing that Joseph Smith existed is a stretch. Are you serious. I thought Jews were kind of smart as a whole. So much for stereotypes you fucking moron.
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